something witty & clever

from-dark-bays-to-dappled-grays:

Alcohol is man’s worst enemy, however the bible says love thy enemy

10:36 PM + 11 + reblog
" Please, I want so badly for the good things to happen. "
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stupidstagram:

a man couldn’t get a woman to touch his dick, so he shot people, like, that’s an actual thing that has occurred in the year 2014. we can put people on the moon, but we can’t teach boys that they aren’t entitled to a woman’s body. 

(Source: natnovna, via iradicate)

10:19 PM + 262142 + reblog

solluxcraptor:

"you’re too cute to be single!"

then date me

(via yelled)

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assault-pop-punk:

maraudinq:

I thought this was going to be funny but it got really sad really fast

What Real Friends song is this?!
whilted:

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2yrs:

take a chill pill, your honor

(Source: mermeme, via seanp0donnell)

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