something witty & clever

arcticmonkies:

i love BOYS BODIES I LOVE THEIR BACKS AND THEIR ARMS AND THEIR FINGERS AND THE WAY THEIR BACK CURVES BEFORE IT HITS THEIR BUTT AND OH I LOVE THEIR BUTTS TOO AND I LOVE THEIR JAWS AND THEIR CHESTS AND THEIR HAPPY TRAILS ADN THEIR LEGS AND THEIR FEET I LOVE BOYS

(via 17brad)

5:50 AM + 54933 + reblog

istehlurvz:

tres13:

ffuwaffuwa:

I only have 4 moods:

  • fuck this
  • fuck that
  • fuck me
  • fuck you

I empathize with the above, but I have an additional 4 moods to add:

  • fuck yeah
  • fuck no
  • fuck my life
  • fuck everything

and don’t forget the inevitable 

  • fuck it

(via 17brad)

5:44 AM + 194214 + reblog
gingerten:

gingerten:

This brick looks like it’s contemplating where its life went wrong…

I drive past this thing every day on my way to work and today I just whispered “you’re internet famous now, little buddy” while I was waiting at the light

alexandreashea:

noshirtnoblouse:

i want to make a boy nervous i want to make a boy go to his friends and ask them for advice about what he should text me back 

Girls who do this are so fricking powerful

(via ranaynay87)

11:20 PM + 361000 + reblog
" You’ll meet her. She’s very pretty, even though sometimes she’s sad for many days at a time. You’ll see, when she smiles, you’ll love her. "
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