something witty & clever

MAKE ME CHOOSE BETWEEN:

  • two songs
  • two bands
  • two actors
  • two actresses
  • two singers
  • two movies
  • two books
  • two characters
  • two ships
  • two shows
  • two anything

(Source: webelongtogethe-r, via lustrant)

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" We assume others show love the same way we do — and if they don’t, we worry it’s not there. "
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oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

(via trust)

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supernaturalbadwolf:

Damn that was a close one! He barely made it over!
thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:

Some of the most sensitive areas of the female body.